Joe!
Hey, if you keeping meddling with my life,
Let's break up.
No!
You can't do this me!
I'm telling my dad to kidnap you.
Well, tell him to take me away from you.
I don't wanna be here. I'm so frustrated.
Are you really breaking up with me?
Fine! Then...
Pay me back for the rent, the water bill, the electricity bill, the phone bill, the drinks, the food, the cash cards, and the damage of my body...
I never asked you to pay it for me. You did it on your own and now you're asking for payback?
I only have 20.
Only 20? Hmph!
I can pay in installments?
No, I want a lump sum in cash, no check.
All I have is poop.
Are you able to pay?
Alright alright...no break up.
P'Joe! P'Joe! P'Joe!
P'Joe!
Where are you going?
If you want to stay, then stay alone.
Stay by yourself.
P'Joe!
I told you so. Karma does exist!
You've done bad stuff to women.
So when you get a girlfriend, you got one like this.
At first it was different. Who knew it would end up like this?
You're not eating? Then I will.
When you were dating her you didn't need our advice. Now you're breaking up with her, you're complaining.
Hey, it's not the time to rub it in.
You act like you never broke up with your boyfriend.
You know that with Kong, I didn't get a chance to say goodbye.
huhu...
Compared to my girlfriend, that one when her boyfriend broke up with her,
there was no single drop of tears.
Let's come up with a plan
to get rid of her from our lives
Our lives?
Isn't it only your problem?
Fine.
If she doesn't break up with me and is still in my room
Then I will move in here with you two.
Let's help each other because friendship is a great power.
That's right. That's right.
Let's come up with a solution to solve that.
So you asked for a break up, but she didn't want to, right?
Then do anything to make her break up with you.
That's easy for you to say. What am I suppose to do?
Anything you want to make a woman feel like she can't stand you
and can't take you anymore.
Laundry delivery. Let me use the bathroom.
I really need to go pee.
See this?! This represents only level 4 of vileness.
You must be more vile than this, understand?
Also, it's not just you who has to do something.
All of us in Sawaddee Taweesook Condo will also do it.
We will help you expel and tame that demonic mare.
P'Joe!
P'Joe! Run if you can.
You are not coming out? Fine! I'll go drop out then I can follow you days and nights.
You can never run away from me.
Clearly a demonic mare.
Is it delicious, Khun Ruj?
Very delicious.
There is a plan we want everyone to cooperate in.
So we must work together to make our condo
become deteriorated, extremely shabby and most low-class, so that the girl from high society can't stand it and move out.
Sawaddee Taweesook Condo is number one of Bangkok, if we do that I'm afraid
that our image will be damaged.
Well, it's just temporarily. Think about what she's done to you.
Like the bounced check incident. It embarrassed you financially.
Wasn't that enough to damage your image?
That's right. Don't let her, Khun Ruj.
For this matter, you must get even with her or people would say not only this condo's owner is insane but also dumb.
Ah, alright.
Alright, let's all cooperate.
If its for the happiness of people in this condo, then I'm willing to do it.
Thank you, Khun Ruj.
Where did you buy this?
Up the alley, you like?
Wipe it! Oh no, don't wipe.
It'll look shabby.
The plan will run accordingly.
It's over 3 pm, time for the mare to get back to the stable.
You 3, stay here and follow the plan.
Understand?
Good! Smiling like that will ruin the plan!
Ok. Let's roll.
I shouldn't have brought a big Mercedes. The alley is so narrow. I should have brought the Mini.
What you looking at? You scumbags.
A mouth like that should be slammed by a mouth.
Get your braces on then come talk to me!
Help! Help!
Didn't you hear me? Are you so old you became deaf?
We heard but we're eating bloody food.
Want some? Freshly cooked.
What happened to you?
What happened to this place?
Where did Khun Ruj disappear to?
Is there anything I can do for you?
Earlier, my purse got robbed by gangsters.
What's this? Gangster are prowling like in a slum.
Fortunately, you only got your purse snatched.
Two nights ago, at the end of the alley, people got their throats slit. 2 dead bodies, they were young girls.
In front of the condo there's one death.
You see? The bloody red stain right there, the body was thrown down
from the 6th floor.
And you're not going to do anything about it?
Doing anything? That's our method!
Hey, you betrayal friends, you eat bloody stuff and didn't not wait for me?
Khao, why are you pissed?
Here, buffalo's liver.
You like it and we still have some left.
No! I'm bloody crazy today.
I want bloody dish!
Stop right now!
Didn't he act too realistically?
I don't think he acted.
Stop talking. The blood smells.
So yummy! Bloody minced beef.
Finally you came out to see me.
Hey. Don't flatter yourself. I only came out to pee.
I really need to go.
I'm going to pee.
Great snaps of celebs.
I don't know what's wrong. I startle when I pee.
You are the same?
P'Joe. What is wrong with you?
What? You talk too much. It's annoying. Imma slap the pee outta you.
I don't care! We need to talk about us.
The matter about you two is not as important as us, right?
Right!
Joe, did you get what I asked for?
Here you go.
There's nothing!
What is going on? And everyone too.
Everyone? We're always like this. Is it that you can't accept it?
Well, I...
So boring, I'm tattooing.
Tattooing? Me too!
I want it across my back.
Deeper! Deeper!
My friends are here.
Khun Ruj, do you want to come along?
What's this? It's dangerous!
Khun Ruj, Khun Tor, what happened?
P'Joe! I can't stand this anymore!
If you can't stand it, then don't. Let's break up.
I can't stand it! I can no longer hide this feeling!
What?
P'Joe, I grow up in the luxury of the high society,
my conscience has yearned for the savage vileness and cruelty of the poverty all along.
I hid this kind of feeling because it thought it was embarrassing.
But I never thought that you and every body
would fulfill my happiness such as this.
You're doing this to make it up to me?
Mama, where am I?
Khun Vee, how are you?
You're so scared you're having anxiety?
And where is that wench?
Probably taking a shower and brushing her fur.
Smart-mouth! The plan was unsuccessful. What will you do now?
That's right! And now Prikgang is even more attached to you.
I'm thinking of some plan here.
Can I go clean up? My mouth feel raw.
What about Khun Vee?
I can take care of him tonight.
I'll take care of him. I feel bad. He already lost his mind. He can't lose his body to you.
I am innocent!
Really? Look at how you're dressed.
Go, go, go.
You're alright, Nerd?
Is it true that electricity can stimulate our brains?
Not answering.
I'll take that as a yes.
Your room is pretty nice. There are a lot of stuff, except pornography.
Eh...
Are you okay? You lips turned white!
Hey, listen. What you just saw was all scripted.
I did it to make Prik Gang move out of this condo.
Is this what they call a one night stand?
Where'd you get that from? We can't get along so we broke up.
I was shocked when I saw Khun Kwanjai eat the bloody food.
Another thing. Next time you can't turn on Mr. Peter without my permission.
Look at the effect of it!
What's that?
This is a cockroach summoner, Mr. Peter.
I'm doing a research about these bugs. Do you know that in fact, the cockroaches that the women hate so much
are actually very clean! I also invented something called Peter snack.
Here it is.
Don't be scared. Because when I extracted these guys, I took out all the germs 100%.
And I fried them at a stable temperature under the same pressure as Mars. Very clean and so tasty!
Do you want a taste? It's really delicious.
Very delicious.
Khun Joe. Try one.
It's really delicious.
Hey that cockroach is calling you!
You!
Oh yeah! It's crispy on the outside and chewy on the inside.
Yummy, right? Yes, it didn't taste bad as I expected.
Have another one! I'll take its head off for you. No...I have a sore throat.
Sore throat. I shouldn't eat fried food.
The belly tastes so good.
That machine works so well...
I must ask you to help.
Your room is decorated in such a girly way. It's pretty cute, though.
Where should I put this?
Right here.
It blends well with the radio.
Khun Joe, actually this and this can attract cockroaches pretty well already.
I'll slice your throat with the card.
About 3 minutes and 12 seconds, they will be here.
Let a lot come.
Judging from the temperature and humidity in this room, a lot of them will surely come.
Possibly, too many will come.
No!
I won't let you go, P'Joe.
No!
She's actually quite sympathetic.
Sympathetic? You want to take her from me?
I can't take anyone anymore. I already have Khun Kwanjai.
Stop talking.
I'm leaving.
Khun Ruj! What kind of condo is this! Why there are hundreds and thousands of cockroaches!
What is it?
Take it easy. We actually have cleanliness standard up to ISO1000009.
How is it possible that there are hundreds and thousands of cockroaches as you mentioned?
Are you saying that I am lying?
I didn't mean that. But there must be a misunderstanding.
There's no misunderstanding. The army of cockroaches are attacking us!
The reason why I and Kwanjai woke up so early because the cockroaches invaded our place.
That's right! I don't know where they came from. So many! I have goosebumps talking about it.
Don't be scared.
This is herbal insect repellent.
That's enough.
I can't take it anymore, Khun Ruj! So many cockroaches!
You must do something! If this goes on,
my clean laundry will get all dirty.
That's right! Do you believe me now?
Let me take another look.
Don't you think that's a bit too much?
I told you, under the perfect condition like in your apartment, we'll have a million!
But a genius like you must already come up with a way to get rid of them all, right?
No, I didn't.
P'Joe!
Silly girl!
Why? I will splash this herbal insect repellent on the bug that keep attaching herself on other.
You got me too.
How was it last night? Did you sleep comfortably?
How could I sleep? There were cockroaches all over the room.
When will you come back and stay with me? I'm scared.
If you don't feel comfortable here
I think you should move to somewhere else so you can live comfortably and not endure this.
P'Joe!
When will you stop saying that?
If I didn't know that you were scared of cockroaches, then I would've thought that you were the one who released the cockroaches to get rid of me.
No, no, no.
Who asked you?
Where are you going?
It's my business.
I'm going to do guy stuff with Nerdy.
When did they become close friends?
Friends forget friends.
We're going ice skating at World Trade Center.
Right, pal?
Khun Vee, when was the last time you went to the shopping center?
April 3rd, 1996. When I was in 9th grade.
Thought so.
The ice rink was out of business and the World Trade was renamed to Central World now.
Central World, now? Yeah, Central World.
You wanna make stuff up, then make it reasonable!
I want to come along.
Even though they are disgusting but this is great!
No, I am not scared.
Or else I can't stay with P'Joe. No.
You must fight for P'Joe.
Stop! Stop!
Currently the pesticide ran out of stock. Please wait a moment.
Stop! Stttooppp!
We are checking the inventory. Please wait a bit.
It's here! It's here! It's here!
Please get in a line!
One can per family.
Don't let me know someone is stocking up for resale.
Khun Ruj. Until when are you going to keep running?
Where are you at with the cockroach complaint?
Please don't pressure me like. I am trying to contemplate
which solution is best for everyone.
I'm afraid we will run out of time. By then
we all will have already turned into cockroachmen.
But on the upside, your business are doing so well!
I am an ethical ladyboy. High income but low quality of life like this
is not my ideology.
Khun Ruj! There are cockroaches all over my room. What are you going to do about it?
They are still protesting about the roaches?
Yeah. Hey, but why are you smiling happily?
Why shouldn't I? Because of these bugs, Prink Gang Will run away from this condo!
I'll be free.
Prik Gang, are you leaving?
How come you didn't pack your stuff? Or the cockroaches attacked and you weren't able to pack?
What to do! Bye bye then!
Bye-bye.
P'Joe.
P'Joe! I did it! I'm not scared of them anyone.
And now I won't have to move out anymore.
Then...
If I do this...
P'Joe.
How can you do this? You're so cruel!
Don't you pity them. What did they do wrong? If you spend time with them...
You should know how friendly they are.
I'm so upset. I don't want to talk to a mean person. I'm going to class.
Didn't you say you dropped out?
I just enrolled in an entomology class.
P'Joe. Don't think I will lose to this. Never! Nothing can separate the two of us!
Other than you seeing someone else.
-Unless you are? You are, aren't you?! Aren't you?! -No, I am not.
Then forget it.
But now I am thinking of seeing someone else.
This is the Katoey and public force. You must decide now.
Security Guard Ruj! Roger!
Why are you calling for the security guard?
With a million cockroaches, you must call the housekeeping!
That means the thing I've been thinking of...
Everybody, please wait just one moment.
What the heck?
Khun Ruj! Come out and finish this conversation!
Don't run away like this.
Don't tell me that's...
Sawatdee ka, I am Auntie Rujee
You can also call me Auntie Ruj.
Is this the world we live in?
Did we put to much pressure on him?
So Khun Ruj officially hired and assigned me to take care of the hygiene of this place.
Don't be afraid. I will wipe and sweep everything till it's squeaky clean.
And from now on, the pest crisis we are having will
definitely no longer be a problem!
Thank you.
All of them?
Is Thida around?
Thida is in the praying room.
Thida, Joe..!!!
Sh...
I need your help.
Why are you looking at me like that? You promised me if I have anything I must tell you.
About Prik Gang. Is that a person or glue. She's so clingy!
What can I help you with?
I came up with an extraordinary plan.
I'll call it Kamikaze mission.
Kamikaze?
My plan will follow through 100% with your help.
An actress? How is that relevant?
Very relavant.
I need you to act as my girlfriend.
- Act as your girlfriend? That's crazy! - Quiet.
Don't be loud. Thida might hear. No one can know this plan, even her.
Think about it. If this plan leaks to Prik Gang, I'll die. I won't be able to break up with her.
Then how? So we pretend to with lovey dovey?
Then she sees us and gets mad and leave?
Lovey dovey is a must.
But to make it successful, we have to do it in bed!
Why you open your mouth? I told you it was an extraordinary plan!
But don't worry about your reputation. We will sneak and do it just the two of us and when she sees us she will leave.
She will definitely kill me.
That's why it's called Kamikaze! You sacrifice your life for your country!
You worried too much. In Kindergarten we napped next to each other.
We went to the bathroom together. You pooped in class and I wiped your butt.
That was your story, don't get it mixed up.
Oh really.
It's the same deal, whoever pooped.
Please help me out.
How about I won't tell anyone you ate your own snot in 4th grade.
Fine, I'll help.
Don't ever mention the 4th grade stuff again. I only did once.
Well, once, huh.
When are we going to start?
Tonight.
Shut your mouth.
Hey, stop wiggling! Stay still. Are you prepared what you are supposed to do when she's back?
I can't stand it anymore. Did you ever wash your shirt? It's so itchy.
The shirt is clean.
But the bed isn't. The bed is from World War I, it's a hospital bed.
I got it from the flea market. It was only 200 Baht.
What did you tell Thida when you came here?
I haven't told her. I sneaked out when she was asleep.
Joe, I'm laying here with you is not enough?
What you're doing...
isn't that too much?
Stop complaining. You're helping me.
Cockroaches!